Victoria Cooper wears Snake Eyes in Yellow Gold
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Eye: 51
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Frame Color: Gunmetal
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An oval silhouette with saddle bridge construction. 4mm eye-wire detail with Art-Deco inspired filigree and mono-block hinge construction. Snake slithering temples. 2-base lenses with backside anti-reflective coating and 100% UV protection. | |
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Snake Eyes, a soliloquy for sensual sight. A juxtaposition of our ever present J.P.G. in collaboration with Supersnake. An exclusive heavy-setting piece for any scene - these serpentine spectacles bear a formidable weight, measured in the meandering metallic snake that rests upon the temple. The snakes that sit upon the nose pads are the prolific partner for any nasal insufflation.
See sexy - The idea for Snake Eyes was conceived after a shamanically-induced lucid dream in a Tulum beach shack. This enlightenment was followed by 87 years of mushroom chocolate-fuelled R&D, conducted by a team of busty Bob Marley-blasting brainy Bulgarian beavers from my secret mountain lair in Mykonos. Snake Eyes are unbreakable, made from a hybrid blend of Croatian carbon fiber and fossilized o-toro tartare - these little puppies will not snap. They’re able to withstand the weight of a Rolls Royce Cullinan filled with 4,000 magnums of 1942, and an obese blue whale. Snake Eyes are sexual, these frames FUCK (literally). Initial testing suggests a 94,000x increase in sexual potency when wearing Snake Eyes and a leopard print thong, compared to other leading sunglasses brands. DO NOT pair the Snake Eyes with jorts and electric pink Croc’s, because the world just isn’t ready for that level of sexy. Snake Eyes are connected, they have Bluetooth, Greenfoot, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, RFID, 12G, Bible TV and OnlyFans fully built in - so you can listen to your favorite song or pay $100 to see an Instagram model rub whipped cream on her cans WHILE ON THE GO. Most importantly, Snake Eyes are exclusive. They guarantee the wearer unlimited access to participating Nobu’s in Western Equatorial Guinea until July 1st 2015.
Please use the microfiber cloth provided by Tejesta to wipe your lenses to keep them dust, oil, and fingerprint free. Try not to use your shirt or any other potentially abrasive material to clean your lenses as there is a possibility they will scratch. We highly recommend rinsing your glasses in fresh water if you plan on wearing them to the beach, as the salty air can damage your frames. Don't leave them in the direct sunlight (for instance on your car’s dash) as slight warping can occur.
Description
Snake Eyes, a soliloquy for sensual sight. A juxtaposition of our ever present J.P.G. in collaboration with Supersnake. An exclusive heavy-setting piece for any scene - these serpentine spectacles bear a formidable weight, measured in the meandering metallic snake that rests upon the temple. The snakes that sit upon the nose pads are the prolific partner for any nasal insufflation.
See sexy - The idea for Snake Eyes was conceived after a shamanically-induced lucid dream in a Tulum beach shack. This enlightenment was followed by 87 years of mushroom chocolate-fuelled R&D, conducted by a team of busty Bob Marley-blasting brainy Bulgarian beavers from my secret mountain lair in Mykonos. Snake Eyes are unbreakable, made from a hybrid blend of Croatian carbon fiber and fossilized o-toro tartare - these little puppies will not snap. They’re able to withstand the weight of a Rolls Royce Cullinan filled with 4,000 magnums of 1942, and an obese blue whale. Snake Eyes are sexual, these frames FUCK (literally). Initial testing suggests a 94,000x increase in sexual potency when wearing Snake Eyes and a leopard print thong, compared to other leading sunglasses brands. DO NOT pair the Snake Eyes with jorts and electric pink Croc’s, because the world just isn’t ready for that level of sexy. Snake Eyes are connected, they have Bluetooth, Greenfoot, Wi-Fi, Hi-Fi, RFID, 12G, Bible TV and OnlyFans fully built in - so you can listen to your favorite song or pay $100 to see an Instagram model rub whipped cream on her cans WHILE ON THE GO. Most importantly, Snake Eyes are exclusive. They guarantee the wearer unlimited access to participating Nobu’s in Western Equatorial Guinea until July 1st 2015.
Details
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Eye: 51
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Frame Color: Gunmetal
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An oval silhouette with saddle bridge construction. 4mm eye-wire detail with Art-Deco inspired filigree and mono-block hinge construction. Snake slithering temples. 2-base lenses with backside anti-reflective coating and 100% UV protection. | |
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Care
Please use the microfiber cloth provided by Tejesta to wipe your lenses to keep them dust, oil, and fingerprint free. Try not to use your shirt or any other potentially abrasive material to clean your lenses as there is a possibility they will scratch. We highly recommend rinsing your glasses in fresh water if you plan on wearing them to the beach, as the salty air can damage your frames. Don't leave them in the direct sunlight (for instance on your car’s dash) as slight warping can occur.
The Inspiration
Supersnake is the original high society meme artist and has been satirizing the world of the jet set since 2018.
